Laugh all you want, but Gossip Girl is a unbelievably fantastic show, and before you pass judgment, take a look at the hot girls on the show:

Blake Lively- Serena

Leighton Meester – Blair

Kelly Rutherford- Even the mom is hot in this show – Lily

Nicole Fiscella – Isabel

Jessica Szhor – Vanessa –

Nan Zhang – Kati

Michelle Trachtenberg – Georgina

Amanda Setton – Penelope

If you aren’t sold my now, there is one more reason to watch and his name is Chuck Bass. On the surface, Chuck looks like you typical over-acting douche, whose facial expression implies that he is taking a large dump, but he is so much more:

Oh yeah, that “I’m Chuck Bass,” line isn’t a one time thing either:

He is exactly the douche that you expect him to be and that in turn makes him the perfect TV character. He is arrogant, he bangs everything that moves and he has a signature line. If Chuck Bass called in sick one day, I think there are only three guys in the sporting world that fill his shoes:

3. Chad Johnson – He already has another name for himself with “Ocho Cinco”. He is already incredibly arrogant. The only snag is that he would have to fornicate with good looking rich women. I believe we could convince him to do that.

2. Nick Swisher – This is a guy who could really pull off the Chuck Bass persona. You can tell that he thinks he is awesome, especially when he’s in front of a mirror dying various patches of body hair, even though the entire world can tell that “Dirty Thirty,” is a douche. At the same time, his douche-ocity makes him somewhat likable, probably because he is so confident that he is cool, in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Probably most importantly, we can all imagine him with a stupid look on his face, justifying this actions with three words, “I’m Dirty Thirty.”

I actually respect this dye job. It was for Mother’s Day and breast cancer awareness:

1. Usain Bolt – Bolt’s Chuck Bass-esque flair for the dramatics was evident when he started celebrating at the 50m mark in the Olympic 100 meter.

He also has that really cool little pose that he could feature after saying, ‘I’m Usain Bolt.”

Do yourself a favor, and suspend your coolness for one hour next Monday from 8 – 9 p.m. Eastern time and watch this show. If you don’t like chicks, boobies, great television or Chuck Bass, you will not like this show, but I guarantee you will at least want to see more of Serena’s chesticles if you catch the season premiere. Enjoy.

The Angry T

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