When I want hard hitting, straight forward news, I go to two places, The News of the World, and The Sun.  Based on the fact that both of my favourite Euro papers are reporting that Cristiano Ronaldo is involved with a high priced hooker, the story just has to be true. Don’t worry Cris, it can happen to the best of us, just ask T-Pain.

The News of the World’s sting operation described in the above article revealed that the hooker, who charges around $3,500 a night (2,000 Euro times 1.50 exchange rate) for her services, regularly services Ronaldo. Here are some pictures that pretty much prove everything in the above story to be possibly true: (Either that, or I just wanted to show you pictures of the high priced hooker that Ronaldo may or may not be in love with)

(the one standing up)

Here she is in regular people clothing:

I have to congratulate The News of the World for a pretty impressive expose.  I am even more impressed that their undercover reporter held back and didn’t have sex with either of these ladies.  He would have needed a lot of penicillin to cure his ills after a night with this skanks.  Best of all, he could have claimed a special bond with Ronaldo that few people in the world could claim except all the people that she previously charged $3,500 to pleasure.

I am not saying that this story is necessarily true in connecting Ronaldo with this hooker, but this isn’t the first time Ronaldo’s affinity for hookers has been exposed. You would figure that one of the world’s most recognizable soccer players could get his own chicks.  News like this will put a smile on my face if I happen to go out to a bar and end up walking home alone. Those who know me know this is a rare occurence that only happens everytime I have ever gone out in my life.  Thanks for the pick me up Cristiano.

The Angry T

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