Don’t Cry for Hulk Hogan ladies and gentlemen, this man can still pull a piece of tail is necessary, even if the woman does like exactly like his own daughter and his ex-wife.   With the ink  hardly dry on his divorce papers, Hogan has been seen canoodling around town with a chick that looks exactly like his wife and his daughter combined. Take a look:

New Girlfriend

Ex-Wife

Daughter

The resemblence between the three is uncanny. This is creepy, even for a 14-time world champion and former NWO Black & White member like Hulk. Can’t he pull some Brazilian model tail, or something on that level? Don’t these chicks know that he won back to back Royal Rumbles in ‘90 and ‘91. He beat Andre the Giant for god’s sake. Andre the fricken Giant! He has Giant in his name, and this guy beat him. That has to be good for six or eight good looking groupies, even if it did happen in 1987.

This would never happen to my boy Ric Flair. Never.

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p>“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania uses a Jigging Shad Rap lure in freshwater, at dusk, on you.” The Hulkster will probably adopt this phrase, or something like it, in his new gig as a pitchman for a fantasy fishing league. How the mighty have fallen. What’s next Hulk, taking a job as co-announcer on a shitty remake of a popular 90’s television show? Like Double Dare for instance:

Fantasy fishing is the only fantasy sport that is more exciting than the actual sport that it covers. I can just see the fishing fans running to their towns’ only computer to set their fantasy fishing lineups for the weekend. You also have to wonder who the first pick would be in these leagues. It just has to be Kevin Van Dam right? He is fishing’s biggest name, besides Jimmy Houston of course. Did I just name two fishermen? In that case I have to stab a few people to regain my street cred.

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