These are the risks that you run when you try to organize the Olympic Games in a communist regime. Communists are known for three things: Hippy Sentiment that dictates everyone is equal, cigars, and pollution.

When the world record holder decides to wait until 2012 to run his best event, there must be a problem. In fact, as the article states, many British atheltes may wear masks during competition because this Communist smog permeates the streets of Beijing, waiting to get into your lungs and influence you to share wealth equally. What kind of shop are you running over there Mao Zedong? Mix in a park every few miles, I know it worked for me in SimCity. This is like the Spurs refusing to go to Cleveland last year because Quicken Loans arena didn’t have air conditioning and several of their players are prone to heavy sweating, BO, and concerns about embarrasing themselves with said BO. It’ not like you get a ton of chances to win an Olympic gold medal.

There are only three possible reasons why this guy wouldn’t go.

1. He is a pussy

2. He thinks he is good enough to win this year, in four years, or whenever the hell he chooses to compete.

3. The Communist smog in Beijing might actually harm him

I t believe number there are very few pussies who can run 28 miles as fast as he can. Also, runners know that injuries can crop up at any time and that no Olympic appearance is guaranteed. So, I am inclined to believe that this Toxic Communist smog may actually be harmful. Harmful enough to convert the Olympic athletes into disgusting raging communists? I believe so.

You almost pulled a fast one on us Mao, but the every vigilant blog community has struck again and we will make the world (or the 9 people that read this site) aware of your insidious plot.

Where is Joe McCarthy when you need him?

The Angry T

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