Congratulations to THE Ohio State University for their 42-7 victory over Michigan this season.  I would also like to congratulate the Ohio State on their online prostitution ring program, which makes Michigan’s online prostitution ring program look like amateur hour.

Ohio State academic adviser Chris Johnson held a $10-a-ticket raffle, presumably for charity, for the chance to win a night with a prostitute.  Seems a bit pricey to me, considering the average Columbus area skank would take about $4 dollars, or two Olde English 40’s, to go home with any given dude.

Make sure you don’t miss the name of Chris’ accomplice in this plot, Rusty Blades. You may remember Rusty from his big screen debut in “The Garden Implement Killer,” where he ravaged a rural southern town by killing people with shovels and gardening shears that has been left out in the rain.  Hopefully, “Rusty” gave the police a fake name in hopes of escaping charges. Unfortunately, prostitution is not something for which the police hand out slaps on the wrist. Just ask backup QB Antonio Henton.

God bless those Buckeyes, their love of prostitutes and their skank raffles.

The Angry T

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