Just your ordinary sign fail from the great fans of the Houston Texans.

Here is our guess: ‘S’ guy went to take a leak. ‘I’ guy moved over to be a little closer to ‘E’ chick who was eyeing him all day. ‘S’ guy comes back from the toilet and ‘I’ guy wasn’t budging at the seat change which would essentially cock block him.

All of a sudden the Patriots make a run at the end of the game and one of the defensive backs wants some NOISE.

Up go the letters. Instant fail.

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UPDATE: Our friends at Busted Coverage are giving away two tickets to the Packers-Vikings game for FREE! (2) tickets for your sappy, funny or inspiring story of why you need these tickets. Awesome deal!

In case you didn’t get the news, Brett Favre will face his old team Monday night, Oct. 5.

Yeah, it’s supposed to be a big deal. ESPN hasn’t really gone out of its way, yet, to shove this game down your throat. That’s what all day Monday will be for.

But Packers fan is getting ready for hate week. They’ve been busy buying shirts and modifying jerseys that show off their anger for the guy who used to be their Golden Boy.

Hence, “15 Best Brett Favre Hatred Shirts For Vikings-Packers Hate Week.”

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Timing, as they say in the photography game, is everything.  Every so often Peyton Manning is going to feel that need to feel up on some man ass and  you better be ready with your camera when he feels that insatiable urge.

(Thanks to reader Ed Dumsa for the heads up)

You can find this great shot on the front page of Yahoo Fantasy Sports. 

You Manning apologists can claim optical illusion all you want, I know what I see in this picture, and it’s Man on Manning action.  Thankfully this picture was taken from the back, you don’t even want to know what Dallas Clark is doing up there.

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When I hear the word “CONGA!!,” I almost always think Gloria Estefan.  Now, thanks to Ms. Estefan purchase of a small stake in the Miami Dolphins, her name will become synonymous with NFL football…probably.  In any event, the singer/songwriter of such classics as “The Rythm is Gonna Get You,” and “1-2-3,” and unquestioned front woman for the Miami Sound Machine is an NFL owner.  I just can’t wait to see her at the owner’s meetings.

Gloria’s little purchase got me thinking about some other divas who may want to consider professional sports ownership.  I’d also direct them as to which team they should purchase and why.  All they have to do is lay down the cash.

Thanks for Jazzy J, Jake Roland for the inspiration…

Carrie Underwood – Dallas Cowboys – It’s finally time for Carrie to exact her revenge for the break-up and send Tony Romo where he belongs.  To be honest, I always thought that Brooks Bollinger had a bettter arm anyway, grab a slice of bench Romo.

Whitney Houston – Cincinnati Bengals - I know Whitney says that she’s clean these days, but let’s imagine for a second that she isn’t clean, which is preposterous, because everyone knows that crack is a very easy drug to quit.  But, if by some stretch of the imagination she was still using, there wouldn’t be a better group of enablers than the Bengals.

Mariah Carey -  Detroit Lions - Everyone knows that Mariah loves to play sugar momma to her boyfriend Nick Cannon. What better way to show her affection than to buy Nick a football team? The Lions are the perfect team for Nick because he is the newly minted host of “America’s Got Talent.” Hopefully he can find a few contestants with some ability to play middle linebacker, or defensive back.  Detroit fans like myself can only hope.

Aretha Franklin – Buffalo Bills - Aretha has a dream.  She wants to find a group of people that she can visit an All-You-Can-Eat buffet with without feelings bad about herself.  (I know Aretha, the crab legs look to good to pass up) The Bills average poundage across their offensive line is 332 lbs, heaviest in the NFL.  Her dreams might finally be realized with this purchase.

Jessica Simpson – New Orleans Saints - Jessica’s connection with Proactiv Solutions may finally help Drew Brees get that thing off of his face.

Queen Latifah – New England Patriots – You may or may not know Queen Latifah is the proud owner of a FatBurger restaurant:

In an ingenious scheme to get Kraft macaroni and cheese in every FatBurger restaurant in America, Robert Kraft sponsors Latifah’s purchase of a minority stake in the team.  He’s got the blue box blues and a lot more coin in his pocket after this transaction.

Madonna – Denver Broncos - Denver Broncos ownership has the last know cell phone number for Travis Henry and as you may know, Travis Henry has nine children from nine different women.  Madonna is hoping that minority ownership of the the team will allow her to get close enough to adopt at least six of Henry’s nine kids and grow her brood.

Brooke Hogan – Arizona Cardinals - Beefy Brooke Hogan has given up on her singing career and is done with television.  She needs a new job, and she believes that she is perfectly suited to play OT for an NFL team.  The Cardinals had the worst rush offense in the league last year and could really use her.  Plus, Ken Whisenhunt is afraid to say no to those thighs.

Jennifer Lopez – Seattle Seahawks - Jennifer is really interested in football, so it’s no wonder that she wants to purchase a team.  At the same time, she doesn’t want to alienate her husband when she purchases a team full of strong, attractive men.  So, Jennifer makes the only logical team purchase decision  and buys a team quarterbacked by a man that looks like a cross between your dad and Mr. Clean, with the physique of the guy who cleans your pool. This way, her hideous screw of a husband won’t feel threatened.  Nice work Mrs. Anthony.

Britney Spears – Oakland Raiders -Unlike all the other divas on this list, Britney does not get to choose her team.  Britney was actually handpicked by Al Davis to succeed his was owner.  Al said that Britney is the only diva he could trust to make nonsensical decision on a daily, weekly, monthly and yearly basis just like he has.  Al also appreciates Britney’s ability to choose inexperienced and unproven young men as her boyfriends and husbands.  Al’s been choosing equally inexperienced and unproven young men as 1st round draft picks for years and he’s been wowed by Britney’s ability to do the same.

The NFL Diva revolution has begun, you need only to embrace it.

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I felt the same way, but with the opposite emotion, when my Lions dreamed the impossible dream of a 0-16 season. My tears were tears of joy. Hopefully you watched until the end of this video, despite how painful and awkward it was, to see the crying man’s friend try to yell some sense into him.  Of course, in such an emotional situation, his noble attempt to calm his friend failed and he continued to cry until about 15 minutes ago.

The above reactions is around twice as childish as this little guy’s tantrum following the Ohio State / Texas game:

And the above two reactions combined are almost as childish as this reaction (Language NSFW)

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Despite how you may feel Mr. Zorn, at 7-7, you are not the worst coach in America.   In fact, with two more wins, you my equal the success of your Hall of Fame predescor Joe Gibbs in 2007.  It’s not like you inherited the 85′ Bears pal, cheer up.

Most importantly, you aren’t nearly as bad as the guys below.  Jim, here are 10 reasons for you to feel better about yourself.

We present out list of the 10 Worst Coaches of All-Time

10. Marty Morningwheg – Detroit Lions  – 5-27. I don’t care if he was coaching a wheelchair basketball team in an NFL game, this guy was terrible.  Although, I caddied for him at Meadowbrook Country Club in Northville, MI and he gave me a $100 tip and was an incredibly nice guy, so he gets a pass from me.

9. Marion Campbell - Atlanta Falcons & Philadelphia Eagles - Marion Campbell was 46 games under .500 in his NFL coaching career, good for the most games under .500 for any coach in NFL history.  That little record not only speaks to his futility, but also his ability to convince an owner that he was capable of coaching a football team, despite never putting together a winning record in nine seasons.

Now here’s the box score.  0 points for Curry and a 30 point loss for the Loyola Greyhounds.  Great work coach. 

Let me know who I missed in the comments.

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If you have a chance, I encourage you to check out Don Banks’ revised 2008 NFL Draft.  It’s a pretty insightful piece, and best of all, Mr. Banks suggests that the Lions should have taken a wide receiver.  That seems so ridiculous to Lions’ fans, until your realize that Keary Colbert and John Standeford lined up with Calvin Johnson at WR last Sunday.  Although Pete Carroll and Joe Tiller would probably be happy to see these bums, as a Lions fan, if I never see either of them again, it would be too soon.

We decided to piggyback on Don Banks’ idea and check out the big surprises and big flops in this year’s NFL draft.  There are quite a few players that were supposed to have an impact but didn’t and just as many guy that weren’t expected to do much and excelled.  Let’s take a look:

Big Surprises of the 2008 Draft:

Jerod Mayo – LB – 10th Pick – New England Patriots - I guess it isn’t too much of a surprise that the New England Patriots made a great draft pick.  Jerod is the only rookie with over 100 tackles and he looks like another great LB at a position at which the Patriots were still strong, but aging.

Here he is “de-bucketing” Ray Rice

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