I am always envious of people who get drunk and then try to accomplish impressive tasks. Naturally, I am envious of this man.

I get drunk and try to eat two burritos and this old bastard gets drunk and tries to row to a different country across one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. You were right Tom Brokaw, this truly was the greatest generation.

That might be the exact man that tried to row across the river.  Sooooo envious.

The Angry T 

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