Robert Steele, 32 is your stereotypical Chicago White Sox fan. He is passionate, he is a family man, and he is missing several teeth. And while attending his fiance’s 2-year old niece’s Sesame Street themed birthday party, he had his chance to show just how much he loves the Sox.
Being a typical Sesame Street themed birthday party, there were Big Bird tablecloths, an Oscar the Grouch cake, and of course huge amounts of beer and vodka consumption. Steele, quickly found himself being harassed by 3 Chicago Cubs fans. The rest I will leave to the Chicago Sun-Times:
“The taunting got worse as the men drank vodka and beer, and it escalated into a physical fight that involved all four men, Bieze said.
Steele’s nose and orbital bone were broken, and he lost his right eye after getting kicked in the face with a steel-toed boot, authorities said. He has been released after several days in an Elgin hospital.
Boguslaw ”Bob” Czapla, 37, of Elmwood Park, was charged with mob action and aggravated battery. His brother, Jaroslaw ”Jerry” Czapla, 31, of Huntley, and Maciej ”Mike” Trojnar, 33, of Elmwood Park, were charged with mob action and battery, according to Huntley Deputy Police Chief Todd Fulton.”
The right eye was later recovered in the Mr. Snuffalupagus Moon Walk while his pride was later found in Count Von Count’s ball pit. However Mr. Steele learned several valuable lessons:
- It really hurts getting kicked in the face by steel-toed boots
- His niece didn’t fully appreciate the signed Juan Uribe baseball he got her.
- Never make fun of Bob Howry’s ERA in front of 3 drunk Cubs fans.
Fortunately for Mr. Steele, now that he is missing an eye to go along with his already missing teeth, he looks even more like a true Chicago White Sox.
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