There isn’t a single person on the field that actually knows whats going on in this situation, including the referee:

I assume that someone was offside on the free kick and then the ref placed the ball and the orange team ran down and scored.  While that seems to be the case, the ref makes no indication or signal that this is actually the case.  I enjoy the fact that the ref gets run off the field.  I have no doubt he was mercilessly beaten following the game, which doesn’t make me as happy as the run-off, but it still makes me smile.

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Now, I am not nearly enough of a soccer aficionado to claim to know whether Ronaldo, deserved “FIFA Player of the Year” honors.  What I can make a declaration about is whether Ronaldo’s off the field “play” deserved to the recognized in the 2008 calendar year.  For those of you who haven’t yet picked up on this site’s theme, that last sentence means that I am going to judge Ronaldo’s women in 2008 against other contenders for the FIFA player of the year.  Then, and only then, will I make my King Solomon-like decision on whether Ronaldo really deserves his award:

To recap, let’s take a look at Ronaldo’s ladies in 2008:

Italian model and TV presenter, Letizia Filippi:

Before Letizia there was model Nereida Gallardo:

In early 2008, he was linked with TV presenter, Carolina Patrocinio:

and most recently, he was seen with Alyena Haynes, a Ukrainian Model.  Take a look:

As you can see, his 2008 finish was less than stellar.

Let’s check out the competition:

Lionel Messi (Finished 2nd)

Fernando Torres (3rd Place Finisher) –

His Girlfriend Olalla

Kaka (Finished 4th)

His wife Carolina Celico

Xavi Hernandez – No girlfriend that I can find.  Get it together Xavi.

Other Finalists:

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Helena Seger Girlfriend

Okay, FIFA, I’ll give you your just due in saying that you made the correct decision.  I appreciate that Messi is dating a porn star, but that simply doesn’t overcome Ronaldo’s body of work. Congrats you unusually tan Portugese SOB.

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She may not have the journalistic credibility of someone like Barbara Walters, but Ilaria D’Amico makes up for it in a number of areas. (The chest and face are two are those areas) Ilaria was chosen to conduct the first interview with David Beckham since he flew into Milan to join his new AC Milan teammates. This interview gives me a wonderful opportunity to post pictures of this lovely lady.

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While I enjoy soccer, I am not the most knowledgeable fan by any stretch of the imagination, except when it comes to the WAGs. That’s why I feel it is my duty to announce the newest potential skank that Jermaine Dafoe is dating. He is Jermaine and Chantelle leaving a London restaurant:

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It doesn’t really matter who Charlotte Mears is if she chooses to look this hot.

If you must know, Charlotte is the former girlfriend of Portsmouth Striker (Soccer) Jermain Dafoe.  If only dudes in the MLS got chicks that were anywhere near this attractive.  I have to imagine that the MLS would take off if hot chicks flocked to soccer players in America like they do in the UK.

(on the right)

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When I want hard hitting, straight forward news, I go to two places, The News of the World, and The Sun.  Based on the fact that both of my favourite Euro papers are reporting that Cristiano Ronaldo is involved with a high priced hooker, the story just has to be true. Don’t worry Cris, it can happen to the best of us, just ask T-Pain.

The News of the World’s sting operation described in the above article revealed that the hooker, who charges around $3,500 a night (2,000 Euro times 1.50 exchange rate) for her services, regularly services Ronaldo. Here are some pictures that pretty much prove everything in the above story to be possibly true: (Either that, or I just wanted to show you pictures of the high priced hooker that Ronaldo may or may not be in love with)

(the one standing up)

Here she is in regular people clothing:

I have to congratulate The News of the World for a pretty impressive expose.  I am even more impressed that their undercover reporter held back and didn’t have sex with either of these ladies.  He would have needed a lot of penicillin to cure his ills after a night with this skanks.  Best of all, he could have claimed a special bond with Ronaldo that few people in the world could claim except all the people that she previously charged $3,500 to pleasure.

I am not saying that this story is necessarily true in connecting Ronaldo with this hooker, but this isn’t the first time Ronaldo’s affinity for hookers has been exposed. You would figure that one of the world’s most recognizable soccer players could get his own chicks.  News like this will put a smile on my face if I happen to go out to a bar and end up walking home alone. Those who know me know this is a rare occurence that only happens everytime I have ever gone out in my life.  Thanks for the pick me up Cristiano.

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Add this to the donkey show I saw this weekend and I can honestly say I have seen everything.  I know the intentions behind this tournament are pure, but how about, and this is purely hy-po-the-tical, instead of paying for these homeless people to go to South Africa, why don’t we pay for this people to get off of drugs? No? Soccer instead? Okay fine.

If we can’t get them clean, the least we can do for the homeless is to put them in gladiatorial competition.  Here are the some other potential competitions in which we can involve the presumably drug riddled homeless:

5. 100 Meter Shopping Cart Dash - Some of these guys are scary fast (see below):

4. Bag-O-Cans Lift - The forearms on most of these men, due to years of carrying heavy bags of cans, would make Popeye look like a pussy.

3. Homeless Arts and Crafts Competition – Everyone knows that homeless people love to make signs detailing what they need for you. “Will work for food,” or “Homeless and Hungry,” are the staples, but a little homeless geniuses demand more from themselves and they deserve to be honored:

2. Synchronized Dumpster Diving – Two pairs of greasy hands scrounging for food are always better than one.

1. Miss Homeless 2008 – There can only be one winner, and I think I may have found her:

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