Jun
11
2009
4

Finding the Best Team of the Last 10 Years Across All Sports

Written by aeneas07 | Visited 2236 times, 26 so far today |

It used to be the 49ers, Cowboys, Celtics, and Canadiens. But, more recently, these traditionally dominant franchises have struggled. So, who are the teams of the last ten years? We explore that question at every level…

Football

New England Patriots—No discussion of football dynasties is complete without the Patriots. Winning 3 of 4 Super Bowls along with going 16-0 and setting numerous records, they have been the class of the NFL recently. Sorry Steelers fans.

Southern California—They have one undisputed National Championship and another legitimate claim in 2003 along with a perfect regular season in 2005. Year in and year out, USC gets commitments from what seems like half of the five star high school prospects. Plus, they have the Song Girls.

Concord De La Salle—From 1992 to 2003, De La Salle won 151 straight games. The previous record was 72. They have epitomized dominance. On top of their impressive win streak, De La Salle has produced a ton of D1 talent including Amani Toomer, D.J. Williams, Kevin Simon, Maurice Jones-Drew, Cam Colvin, and Matt Gutierrez.

Basketball

San Antonio Spurs—With all due respect to the LA Lakers, the Spurs’ four championships are one more than the Lakers. And, we’re not waiting for these Finals to finish to post this article. Plus, the Lakers have had some down years. The Spurs have been the model of consistency. And they’re just so fundamentally sound… just ask Tim Duncan fans.

Michigan State—As much as I hate to admit it, Tom Izzo has created a powerhouse in East Lansing. The last ten years, MSU has gone to FOUR Final Fours, more than anyone else in that time period. Throw in the National Championship in 2000 and their success in the Big Ten, MSU has been the class of college basketball the last 10 years.

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Oak Hill Academy—If you want to go to the NBA, you attend Oak Hill Academy, period. I’ll just leave you with a list of recent alumni: Carmelo Anthony, Michael Beasley, Steve Blake, Kevin Durant, Stephen Jackson, Ty Lawson, Rajon Rondo, Josh Smith, Jerry Stackhouse, and Rod Strickland.

Baseball

Boston Red Sox—Believe it or not, they have the same amount of World Series championships as the Yankees the past ten years. But, what have you done for me lately? The Sox have won two in the past five years while the Yankees missed the playoffs last year. The late decline for the Yankees gives the Red Sox the nod.

UCLA Softball—While there have been no standouts in college baseball, UCLA has participated in six of the last ten World Series finals, winning three of them. They know their softball in Los Angeles.

Homer (MI) High School—A small town that has a single stoplight wouldn’t be your first thought to show up on this list. In 2005, however, Homer High School’s winning streak reached a record 75 games. While their streak was ended in the State finals, the juniors on that team ended that year with a career 105-5 record. Not bad.

Hockey

Detroit Red Wings—On Friday, the Red Wings go for their 5th Stanley Cup in 12 years. No other NHL team has even come close to touching them in that time period. People thought that the new salary cap following the lockout would hurt the Wings, but they just keep on winning.

Boston College—Boston College has been to five Frozen Fours in ten years, winning it all in 2008 and 2001. They participated in the Championship game all three years between 2006 and 2008. No other school has been to more than three (and only one has even accomplished that) in that same time period.

Notable

Syracuse Lacrosse—Won 5 of last 10 NCAA Championships

North Carolina Women’s Soccer—Won 4 of last 10 NCAA Championships

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Truman Women’s Swimming and Diving—Won 7 of last 9 Div. 2 NCAA Championships (6 straight)

Auburn Men’s Swimming and Diving—Won 6 of last 7 NCAA Championships

I’m not sure we’ve proved anything with this post, but I do know I’ll have my red on tomorrow night hoping to see another cup raised by the home team in Hockeytown.

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Nov
03
2008
7

Let Me Introduce You to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and the Flash Combined…Yeah, that’s his Real Name

Written by admin | Visited 984 times, 14 so far today |

This 19 year old from Glastonbury, England has just made the most impressive name change in the history of names or changes.  I am happy to introduce you to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and the Flash Combined.

A teenager has changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

W

O

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Congrats to this kid who now holds the record for world’s longest name and world’s biggest douche concurrently. That is a fantastic name if I have ever heard one. Not to mention that fact that this kid is fast as hell.  Let’s take a look at great names from the sports world that would make C.F.F.T.S.S.B.W.H.A.T.F.C. proud:

NASCAR

Dick Trickle

Skiing

Assol Aslivets

Baseball

Johnny Dickshot

Pat LaCock

Dick Pole

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Rusty Kuntz

Stubby Clapp

Dickie Thon

Merkin Valdez

Swimming

Misty Hyman

Soccer

Daniel Shittu

Dean Windass

Kaka

Football

Dick Butkus

Harry Colon

Lucious Pusey

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Casey Dick

Ben Gay

I.M. Hipp

Danny Woodhead

Basketball

Chubby Cox

Gregor Fucka

God Shammgod

Majestic Mapp

Ivana Mandic

Phyllis Mangina

Hockey

Ron Tugnutt

Softball

Misty Beaver

Figure Skating

Irina Slutskaya

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Jun
25
2008
8

The 10 Dumbest Groups of Sports Fans

Written by admin | Visited 3972 times, 26 so far today |

I present to you the dumbest fans in the history of the world. Rest tightly Ohio State fans, the mantle of stupidity has finally been take from you, by none other than the pot smoking, mushroom cap popping Dutch.  

Dutch fans react during the Euro 2008 soccer match between the ...

Yeah, those guys.

Listen Johan van der Smutt, I understand that your team color is orange, but I have to believe, if I still believe that human beings are smarter than chimpanzees, that you know that construction workers in every single country in the world wear orange.  I am surprised this story didn’t include pictures of Dutch fans huddling in the produce aisle of Austrian and Swiss grocery stores just waiting for the oranges to move. 

These Nederlanders are obvious dumb, but are they the dumbest sports fans alive?  Let’s figure it out.  Below is the Angry T’s list of the dumbest fans, by sport.  And before you get up in arms about this writer getting on his high horse, I should let it be known that I am a fan of every single sport below, which, by the transitive property, makes me the dumbest fan in the world. 

I also have to admit that each sports’ respective position on this list had a lot to do with the pictures that I could find. 

10. Baseball – Baseball fans make this list simply for their propensity to run on the field. For example:

Just take a stroll to Waveland and Sheffield before, or better yet after, a Cubs game and you will get all the information you need about stupid baseball fans:

 

9. College Basketball - Maybe you can’t blame these energetic college kids for being idiots. They still live in a fake bubble where their hopes and dream mean something. Soon enough, they will be beaten down by life and wonder each day why they are getting out of bed. Sigh…

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8. College Football – College football fans are slightly dumber than college basketball fans because the football demographic tends to include more "locals" who happen to live relatively close to a college and cheer louder and more drunkenly than the people who actually go to the school.

7. NFL Football – These fans have to be dumber than college football fans because outside of the place they happened to be born, they have no affiliation whatsoever with the franchise. At least college football fans chose to go to the school, what are these guys excuses for getting ridiculously drunk on a Sunday morning, besides alcoholism.

I bet this was worth it:

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6.NBA Basketball – NBA fans are notorious for believing that their heckling actually effects the outcome of the game. "Did you see Dikembe Mutombo look back at me when I called him old, I must have really pissed him off." Congrats douche, this will probably be your closest brush with fame until you become the first person to accidently kill themselves with the frosting package of a toaster streudel. Work that one out in your head.

5. Soccer – The Dutch are only one of probably 100 unbelievably stupid fanbases. See below:

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4. NASCAR – Any group of fans that calls Jeff Gordon, of California, a "Yankee Queer," will definetly find themseleves somewhere on this list, most likely close to the top. And then there’s the tattoos:

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3. Cricket – For those of you not in the know, Cricket matches last for 14 of 15 days during which time neither the fans, nor the players have any clue what’s going on. If these fans aren’t perfect for this list I don’t know who is.

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2. Hockey – When you talk about hockey fans, you can’t help but talk about Hockey Moms, who are right up there with the stupidist people on earth.

(Definetly NSFW)

1. Bear-Baiting – A picture says a thousand words:

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