This guy’s windfall got me thinking. Â There has to be some undervalued sports memorabilia on ebay that I can buy and then turn around and sell for a profit. Â Let’s explore:
Shawn Kemp Seattle Supersonics Jersey - This jersey was worn by Shawn on a historic night. Â Shawn went to the club with Detlef Schrempf after a game against the Charlotte Hornets. They both picked up lovely Charlotte fillies and got in a cab to head back to the ladies’ house for a night cap. Shockingly, Shawn dropped Detlef Schrempf and the ladies off at their home and retired to his Charlotte hotel alone. Â This was the first and only time in Shawn’s NBA career that he did not get laid following a game.
Current Bids: 9.99
Potential Value: $11.43, but only if sold to Shawn to remind him of what it’s like to have self respect.
Detleft Schrempf Game-Used Jersey – Another jersey that Detlef wore while performing his patented sexual exploits detailed above.
Current Bid: $24.99
Potential Value: $14.99 – $14,999, depending on whether the buyer is from Berlin or the one of thousand of women with which he has had encounters.
MR. COFFEE Carafe Decanter Cup – This coffee pot is likely the last coffee pot ever used by Mr. Coffee himself, Joe Dimaggio.
Current Bids: $4.95
Potential Value: $26.45 by conservative estimates, $35 if you have a coffee maker but no coffee pot.
Japanese Toilet Paper - This is the legendary toilet paper that Japanese eating champion Tacheru Kobeyashi reaches for when nature finally calls after eating 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Â There is a chance that this used roll was lifted from Takeru’s Tokyo flat.
Current Bids: $5.95
Potential Value: 14 million yen, or $5.95 American.
Wedding Dress - Judging by the straps and style of this dress, this could be the dress that Ricky Williams wore in the famous Williams/Ditka ESPN magazine cover.
Current Bids – $66
Potential Value – $66 + the street value of the quarter ounce of weed in the pocket
Feed Bag – This probably isn’t the same feed bag, but I heard from a source in the Phoenix Suns organization that this is the same model of feed bag that was strapped to Oliver Miller’s head following games.
Price – $12.50
Designer Purse – I have it on good authority that this is the purse wielded by Doug Christie’s wife during his classic fight with Rick Fox. After the on court incident spilled into the tunnel, Mrs. Christie took matters into her own hands.
Current Bid: $59.99
Potential Value – $59.99-$20,000 depending on whether Mrs. Christie uses the purse to store Doug’s testicles.
Medical Syringe – After watching Bloodsport last night, I went searching for Bloodsport related memorabilia. I talked to the seller of the above gem, I am fairly sure those were the exact syringes used to inject Chong Li’s breasts with steroids.
Let me know if you find ant other bargains the readers may be interested in.
The Angry T
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