p>From time to time, I go to a job that requires me to take Chicago’s El to work.  Unfortunately for me, and thousands of other Chicagoans, it never gets this exciting on the El.

Here she is being led away by authorities:

More importantly, here she is at work: (21 second mark)

Stupid prude Chilean government, how dare they try to stiffle the creative genius of those in the stripping industry. And yes, it is an industry, right up their with the American car industry at this point. Zingggggg!

Not only was she nearly naked, she was also very considerate of virgin eyes and avoided stripping in any car that had children passengers. This woman is by far the most considerate person who has ever stripped and poled dances on any mode of public transportation. The word "visionary" comes to mind. If I don’t write another article on this site, you can be rest assured that its because I have formed a harem of subway strippers that work on tips. 15 dollars for an on-the-way-to-work lap dance, just to brighten your day and 20 dollars for a stress relieving after work special. I think that crime would decrease about 40,000% and smiles and boners would increase exponentially.

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I have always said that one of the more dangerous social pursuits one can engage in is a lap dance. Hair, breasts, clothes, heels and several other things are flying around the champagne room, and the human body, with some much soft tissue, is a one big target. Finally, I can say definitively that my fears have been justified.

I wonder what kind of serious injury Chang might have experienced. Was he taken out on stretcher? Did the heel get caught in his eye, or his ear, or his nose, or his erection? Besides contracting one of the those four hour erections, I think this may be the only “serious” injury to ever result from a lap dance.

Despite Steven Chang’s injuries, this still sounds like the best place in the world: The Hot Lap Dance Club. I like my lap dances hot, rather than cold, as some men prefer. However, I don’t like my lap dances too hot, in that respect, I am sort of like Goldielocks. I want no fire, or open flame involved in my lap dances. Apparently, Chang is like Papa Bear, and as they say, “If you play with fire, you are bound to be seriously injured by a hot lap dance.”

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