Because there isn’t enough garbage on television, VH1 has decided to give Terrell Owens a reality show. Since the show’s name has not yet been divulged, the innovators in TheAngryT offices have decided to send our ideas over to VH1.  The above article is also fairly ambiguous as to what the show will actually be about outside of saying that his managers will try to help him re-examine his personal life, so we’ll also try to give some direction to the show.

9. Pimp My Wide Receiver - This show would take the literal definition of “pimp” and would force contestants to prostitute Terrell Owens for their own betterment.  There would be no real winner or loser in this show, but the contestants would get to get any money they make and Owens would get to keep each and every STDs he collects up to and including syphilis.  This might also force him to re-examine his personal life, but most likely he would examine and re-examine his genitals.

8. The Pills - TO, while re-examining his personal life, would re-examine his medicine cabinet to help viewers recognize that you can have very serious allergic reactions to ingesting copious amounts of painkillers.

7.  The Biggest Loser – TO will compete against other douches like Sean Avery, anyone on The Real World,  and Mystery, from The Pick-Up Artist.  Hanging around with these clowns will force him to re-examine his personal life, which will force him to be the show’s overall biggest loser.

6. Terry and the Hendersons – TO replaces BigFoot on this classic show and undoubtedly, hilarity ensues.  Just like Harry, TO’s curious nature leaves the home in a constant state of disrepair as the family struggles to keep TO’s existence a secret.  Both of these activities give all parties involved ample opportunity to re-examine their personal lives.  The Henderson’s eventually go Old Yeller on TO when he refuses to stop showing his abs to everyone, at every possible oppurtunity, all the time.
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