You have to feel for a guy like Onterrio Smith.  All this guy wanted to do was play in the NFL and smoke a lot of weed.  Unfortunately, “The Man” refused to let his dream become a reality.  As ardent Onterrio Smith fans remember, he was arrested at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport after he was found with the “Original Whizzinator” on his person.  For all the squares out there, the Whizzinator is a device that helps you beat drug tests.  You can see the mechanics of this NSFW DaVincian masterpiece here.   Thank god this thing comes in Latino.

Now, I know that Onterrio Smith would have never used this thing.  He even told police that he was holding it for his cousin.  Unfortunately, no one believed him and he had to take the rap.  I know you agree with me when I say he was railroaded by police, and then the NFL, but if you don’t, take a look at this.

This thing wasn’t even illegal when Onterrio Smith walked through the airport with it and his good name was sullied as a result of this incident.  This is like if you got stopped in the airport for having a stick of PH Balanced Secret antiperspirent in your possession.  Sure, its a little weird that you use a woman’s deodorant.  But after you explain to the officers that while Secret is PH balanced for a woman,  yet also strong enough for a man, they would probably send you on your merry way.  Instead of showing some compassion, the officers humiliated Onterrio Smith in front of the entire airport, forcing him to fall off the wagon get caught a third time for smoking weed.  Of course, that incompassionate prick Paul Tagliabue threw the book at Smith and suspended him for a year, forcing him to attempt to play in Canada, which forced Onterrio to get drunk all the time, and get a DUI early this year.

For shame NFL, you ruined the career, and potentially life of one of the nicest guys in the NFL.  Sure he didn’t say much because he was baked out of his mind 24/7, but that smile on his face was infectious, and that’s an infection (below) that I don’t want to find a cure for.

The Angry T

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