It seems that one of my top three favorite wrestlers of all-time is so rowdy, that he has to smoke blunts to calm himself down.

Here is “His Rowdiness,” at a Insane Clown Posse party last week, grabbing the mic and smoking a blunt:

Piper has Hodgkins Lymphoma and he says he smokes to combat the pain related to that disease.

I contend that he smokes to combat the pain related with smashing beer bottles over his head:

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Clear your schedule on June 21, 2008. If I am not mistaken, the 21st is this Sunday, and once I tell you what is going to take place on this date, you will drop everything that you’re doing.

The Lakewood BlueClaws of the South Atlantic League, Class A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies, are offering a once in a lifetime. If you can make it to Lakewood, New Jersey this Sunday, you can get your hair cut, by none other than WWE Legend Mic Foley. Maybe you remember him as Mankind, maybe you remember him as Cactus Jack, and maybe you remember him as Dude Love, but no matter how you remember him, you will never forget getting your hair cut by him. Why did the bring in Mic Foley to cut hair? I have no clue, but I can tell you that the hair will be donated to an organization that makes wigs for breast cancer patients.

In fact, why don’ you just pack up the kids and head out to Lakewood for Friday’s game as well. If you do, I can promise you an appearance by awful 1994 United States World Cup Goalie Tony Meola. Hell, make a weekend out of it, I know you won’t regret it. You will be awestruck in the presence of an average American soccer player on Friday, and then buzzcuts for the entire family, courtesy of Mankind, on Sunday. If that’s not a weekend to remember, I don’t know what is.

I can’t help but post this clip. This is what happened immediately after Mic left the room.

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Don’t Cry for Hulk Hogan ladies and gentlemen, this man can still pull a piece of tail is necessary, even if the woman does like exactly like his own daughter and his ex-wife.   With the ink  hardly dry on his divorce papers, Hogan has been seen canoodling around town with a chick that looks exactly like his wife and his daughter combined. Take a look:

New Girlfriend

Ex-Wife

Daughter

The resemblence between the three is uncanny. This is creepy, even for a 14-time world champion and former NWO Black & White member like Hulk. Can’t he pull some Brazilian model tail, or something on that level? Don’t these chicks know that he won back to back Royal Rumbles in ‘90 and ‘91. He beat Andre the Giant for god’s sake. Andre the fricken Giant! He has Giant in his name, and this guy beat him. That has to be good for six or eight good looking groupies, even if it did happen in 1987.

This would never happen to my boy Ric Flair. Never.

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One of the many honors that Ric Flair deserves is the key to every, single American city. New York, Miami, Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, Hoboken and all the rest of the great American towns need to offer up their large golden keys and let slick Rick run roughshot over their cities with his four thousand dollar suits, long limousines, and jet airplanes. Finally, a city has stepped to the plate, in an attempt to get the ball the rolling in the right direction. Your foresight and vision will not go to waste Columbia, believe me.

Ric has many fantastic traits which make him deserving of a key to the city of Columbia as well as all United States cities and several international ports of call. I thought I should run down five of down five of my five reasons why Ric deserves to be honored by everyone and then e-mail this post to the cities of London and Paris and see if we can’t get Ric a couple more keys.

5. Ric Flair created the Four Horseman – The Horsemen were one of the greatest groups in the history of pro wrestling and Ric Flair ran that group like an well-oiled machine

4. He Repeatedly Punches and Kicks People in the junk for a living – No wonder the Big Show is so pissed these days, his ability to create a child was taken away by Ric’s precision shots to his scrotum.

3. The edge of his hand can be wielded like a knife – In his early days, before he learned to tone the chop down, Flair killed several men in the ring with a direct hit to the solar plexus.

2. He can express deep, complex thoughts and feeling with a single word:

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:

1. Ric Flair fakes heart attacks – Nothing like a little fake heart attack to shake things up. This is fantastic acting by the way; Mean Gene has no clue that he isn’t actually having a heart attack.

Ric, I’ve done all I can.

(UPDATE: I just found this Ric, HuggingHaroldReynolds is trying to help too)

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p>“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania uses a Jigging Shad Rap lure in freshwater, at dusk, on you.” The Hulkster will probably adopt this phrase, or something like it, in his new gig as a pitchman for a fantasy fishing league. How the mighty have fallen. What’s next Hulk, taking a job as co-announcer on a shitty remake of a popular 90’s television show? Like Double Dare for instance:

Fantasy fishing is the only fantasy sport that is more exciting than the actual sport that it covers. I can just see the fishing fans running to their towns’ only computer to set their fantasy fishing lineups for the weekend. You also have to wonder who the first pick would be in these leagues. It just has to be Kevin Van Dam right? He is fishing’s biggest name, besides Jimmy Houston of course. Did I just name two fishermen? In that case I have to stab a few people to regain my street cred.

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